Wednesday, 27 November 2013
What girls say and what they actually mean ::
"We need to talk"
= I need to complain about you
"Have fun at the party" = do not have fun at the party
"You don’t need to buy me a present" = you need to buy me a very expensive gift
"Yes" = no
"No" = yes
"I’m very adventurous" = I’ve slept with every guy who gives me even a hint of attention
“are you hungry?” = take me to dinner
“we’re going to be late” = yes it took me five hours to get ready but it’s all your fault so drive faster who cares it’s your insurance not mine
“you seem like a player” = I find you interesting
“you’re such a jerk” = I am attracted to you
“so why did you break up with your ex girlfriend” = what’s wrong with you
“it’s getting kinda late” = I’m not going to have sex with you
“so are we together” = I want you to stop f*cking other women
“do you like me” = I like you
“we have different values” = I found somebody else to fvck
“I am tired of drama and BS” = I am very attracted to a**holes
“I like your friends, but..” = I don’t like your friends
“I want a man to spoil me” = im already having sex with one guy, but now i need an AFC to spend money on me
“I’ve been really busy” = I don’t like you
“Who’s that girl you were talking to” = are you having sex with that girl
"I want to be friends first" = guys just pump and dump me so now im gonna take my insecurities out on you and make you wait
"Im not ready for a relationship right now" = im not ready for a relationship with you, ever
"I just don’t want a boyfriend right now" = I don’t want you as a boyfriend, ever
"That’s okay" = I want to think long and hard about how I’m going to make you suffer
"I’ll be ready in 5 minutes" = I’ll be ready in 2 hours
"You don’t know how to communicate" = you need to do what I tell you
"We can always still be friends" = there is no way in hell I’m going to let any part of your body ever touch any part of mine, ever again
"I like you but.." = I don’t like you
"There’s no one else I swear" = I’m banging two of your best friends
"I love sex" = I love sex with other people, but not with you
"I can’t believe I did that" = i do that all the time with other guys
"I’ve never done that before!" = I do that all the time with other guys but will only do it with you once in a while so you think you’re special
"We’re moving too fast" = I’m not ready to sleep with you again until I find out if the bad boy I got the hots for is out of prison yet
"Do I look fat" = everything is going perfect so we need to fight
"I cant believe i just sent you that picture!" = I do this all the time
"Have fun at the party" = do not have fun at the party
"You don’t need to buy me a present" = you need to buy me a very expensive gift
"Yes" = no
"No" = yes
"I’m very adventurous" = I’ve slept with every guy who gives me even a hint of attention
“are you hungry?” = take me to dinner
“we’re going to be late” = yes it took me five hours to get ready but it’s all your fault so drive faster who cares it’s your insurance not mine
“you seem like a player” = I find you interesting
“you’re such a jerk” = I am attracted to you
“so why did you break up with your ex girlfriend” = what’s wrong with you
“it’s getting kinda late” = I’m not going to have sex with you
“so are we together” = I want you to stop f*cking other women
“do you like me” = I like you
“we have different values” = I found somebody else to fvck
“I am tired of drama and BS” = I am very attracted to a**holes
“I like your friends, but..” = I don’t like your friends
“I want a man to spoil me” = im already having sex with one guy, but now i need an AFC to spend money on me
“I’ve been really busy” = I don’t like you
“Who’s that girl you were talking to” = are you having sex with that girl
"I want to be friends first" = guys just pump and dump me so now im gonna take my insecurities out on you and make you wait
"Im not ready for a relationship right now" = im not ready for a relationship with you, ever
"I just don’t want a boyfriend right now" = I don’t want you as a boyfriend, ever
"That’s okay" = I want to think long and hard about how I’m going to make you suffer
"I’ll be ready in 5 minutes" = I’ll be ready in 2 hours
"You don’t know how to communicate" = you need to do what I tell you
"We can always still be friends" = there is no way in hell I’m going to let any part of your body ever touch any part of mine, ever again
"I like you but.." = I don’t like you
"There’s no one else I swear" = I’m banging two of your best friends
"I love sex" = I love sex with other people, but not with you
"I can’t believe I did that" = i do that all the time with other guys
"I’ve never done that before!" = I do that all the time with other guys but will only do it with you once in a while so you think you’re special
"We’re moving too fast" = I’m not ready to sleep with you again until I find out if the bad boy I got the hots for is out of prison yet
"Do I look fat" = everything is going perfect so we need to fight
"I cant believe i just sent you that picture!" = I do this all the time
What Girls want ???
1. Someone who shows an interest in my life, who I am, and how I became that person
Ask questions! Show an interest! Don’t you really want to know who you are with? And if you are really interested in that person, you would want to know all of this information. [2]
Ask questions! Show an interest! Don’t you really want to know who you are with? And if you are really interested in that person, you would want to know all of this information. [2]
2. Acknowledgement of special occasions
True: I’m the girl who says she doesn’t want anything for Valentine’s Day, and secretly does. [3] But I’m not looking for a cheap box of candies; I’m looking for a thoughtful gesture. Because even though I’m not asking for anything, I’m still looking for proof that you care. [4]
True: I’m the girl who says she doesn’t want anything for Valentine’s Day, and secretly does. [3] But I’m not looking for a cheap box of candies; I’m looking for a thoughtful gesture. Because even though I’m not asking for anything, I’m still looking for proof that you care. [4]
3. Appreciation on ordinary days
Did she make you a cake? Dinner? Do your laundry? Make you smile? Watch your favorite TV show with you? Tell her—a simple and sincere “thank you” will suffice.
Did she make you a cake? Dinner? Do your laundry? Make you smile? Watch your favorite TV show with you? Tell her—a simple and sincere “thank you” will suffice.
4. Someone who likes my imperfections and embraces his own
No one is perfect. Accept it. If you don’t close a cabinet door, or you leave the toothpaste out, or you have a weird freckle on your left knee, those aren’t deal breakers. Don’t get too picky, because someone could point out your imperfections just as easily. [5]
No one is perfect. Accept it. If you don’t close a cabinet door, or you leave the toothpaste out, or you have a weird freckle on your left knee, those aren’t deal breakers. Don’t get too picky, because someone could point out your imperfections just as easily. [5]
5. Someone who is excited to see me and proud to be with me
Introduce her to your friends (when you are ready, of course!) and always let her know that you are happy to see her.
Introduce her to your friends (when you are ready, of course!) and always let her know that you are happy to see her.
6. Someone who is already on their own path (not living in their parent’s basement)
I get it! Sometimes, especially in this economy, we have to compromise regarding our living situations. But honestly, if you aren’t on a road to independent living, grown-up style, that is a problem.
I get it! Sometimes, especially in this economy, we have to compromise regarding our living situations. But honestly, if you aren’t on a road to independent living, grown-up style, that is a problem.
7. Someone who wants a commitment and marriage
If you have commitment issues or are just looking for simple, unattached companionship, make it known early and often.
If you have commitment issues or are just looking for simple, unattached companionship, make it known early and often.
8. Someone who compliments me and accepts my compliments
Be confident enough in yourself to welcome compliments, and confident enough to give them.
Be confident enough in yourself to welcome compliments, and confident enough to give them.
9. Someone who gives as much to me as I give to them
It is exhausting doing all of the work. Just sayin’.
It is exhausting doing all of the work. Just sayin’.
10. Someone who likes simple things—like taking the dog on a walk after work
Ordinary things are just plain awesome sometimes. Spending 20 minutes to walk with your lady and her dog (or just your lady) says more than you realize. I think guys sometimes overthink what we really want.
Ordinary things are just plain awesome sometimes. Spending 20 minutes to walk with your lady and her dog (or just your lady) says more than you realize. I think guys sometimes overthink what we really want.
Things Women want from men ::
1. When we talk 'listen', it shows us that you care about our feelings.
2. Men should be smart enough and understand that not all our bad moods are connected to PMS-ing.
3. Guys, developing an EQ (Emotional quotient) would help. That however, does not mean that they need to cry at the drop of a hat, it just means you need to be more sensitive towards us.
4. With women communication is the key, so try and talk to us often.
5. Here are some traits we wish men would display - chivalry, making an extra effort with our friends and family, because we do the same!
6. Cook for us once in a while - this one may sound like a cliche, but we love surprises so an occasional effort wouldn't hurt, would it?
7. Your machoism is not directly proportional to the speed at which you drive your car. Rash driving is so uncool.
8. Be protective, not possessive, hear that?
9. We need our man to proclaim love all the time and we leave it to you as to how you wish to show it.
10. Remember the quickest way to lose a woman is to lie to her; so be honest.
What men want in women ???
1. A woman with her own life : Ladies, please note that he doesn't want someone clingy. If you are one person who has her own set of friends and can hang out by yourself, you are closer to hitting the jackpot.
2. No first move: OK, so is it ladies first or do men get be gentlemen and ask the lady out? The guy likes a woman who never makes the first move. He wants to decide how he's going to woo you serenade you - so be a lady and let him!
3 . Love's in the air: Does your heart beat faster when you see him? Does his voice make you want to see him? While some may experience these, others may feel a sense of comfort and security when with him. This makes for a good foundation to take the relation ship.
4. Show you care : Someone said don't sweat the small stuff. But in a new relationship you definitely need to! Doing little things to show to him that you care will make his heart grow fonder.
5. Sexy yes, slutty no : Don't indulge in PDA right off the bat - you are likely to scare him off! Men like to take it slow and prefer being nonsexual but flirty in the initial stages of the relationship.
6. Wait for sex: Don't jump into bed on your first date. Sex can effectively ruin what could otherwise be a beautiful relationship. Both of you may end up having very little in common other than sex. So wait a while before you seal the deal.
7. No-nonsense : A man wants a woman he can respect. If he knows he can't get away with anything, he's likely not to go down that path. Also, don't date a guy who is seeing other women, married or abusive - they are just not worth it.
8. Be his buddy: Make him feel good in front of his friends and important people. Don't laugh at him but with him.
9. Lay off: If you are the kind who will call, text and mail your man umpteen times a day, rest assured he will run out the door in a jiffy. Don't badger him, especially about the future. Take it as it comes and things will just fall in place!
10. Good attracts good : If he is well-mannered and gentlemanly, then you have scored a 100! As dating experts say, "Good manners are a sign of what kind of man he is." Ensure that you have similar values and he's dependable and truthful.
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