"We need to talk"
= I need to complain about you
"Have fun at the party" = do not have fun at the party
"You don’t need to buy me a present" = you need to buy me a very expensive gift
"Yes" = no
"No" = yes
"I’m very adventurous" = I’ve slept with every guy who gives me even a hint of attention
“are you hungry?” = take me to dinner
“we’re going to be late” = yes it took me five hours to get ready but it’s all your fault so drive faster who cares it’s your insurance not mine
“you seem like a player” = I find you interesting
“you’re such a jerk” = I am attracted to you
“so why did you break up with your ex girlfriend” = what’s wrong with you
“it’s getting kinda late” = I’m not going to have sex with you
“so are we together” = I want you to stop f*cking other women
“do you like me” = I like you
“we have different values” = I found somebody else to fvck
“I am tired of drama and BS” = I am very attracted to a**holes
“I like your friends, but..” = I don’t like your friends
“I want a man to spoil me” = im already having sex with one guy, but now i need an AFC to spend money on me
“I’ve been really busy” = I don’t like you
“Who’s that girl you were talking to” = are you having sex with that girl
"I want to be friends first" = guys just pump and dump me so now im gonna take my insecurities out on you and make you wait
"Im not ready for a relationship right now" = im not ready for a relationship with you, ever
"I just don’t want a boyfriend right now" = I don’t want you as a boyfriend, ever
"That’s okay" = I want to think long and hard about how I’m going to make you suffer
"I’ll be ready in 5 minutes" = I’ll be ready in 2 hours
"You don’t know how to communicate" = you need to do what I tell you
"We can always still be friends" = there is no way in hell I’m going to let any part of your body ever touch any part of mine, ever again
"I like you but.." = I don’t like you
"There’s no one else I swear" = I’m banging two of your best friends
"I love sex" = I love sex with other people, but not with you
"I can’t believe I did that" = i do that all the time with other guys
"I’ve never done that before!" = I do that all the time with other guys but will only do it with you once in a while so you think you’re special
"We’re moving too fast" = I’m not ready to sleep with you again until I find out if the bad boy I got the hots for is out of prison yet
"Do I look fat" = everything is going perfect so we need to fight
"I cant believe i just sent you that picture!" = I do this all the time
"Have fun at the party" = do not have fun at the party
"You don’t need to buy me a present" = you need to buy me a very expensive gift
"Yes" = no
"No" = yes
"I’m very adventurous" = I’ve slept with every guy who gives me even a hint of attention
“are you hungry?” = take me to dinner
“we’re going to be late” = yes it took me five hours to get ready but it’s all your fault so drive faster who cares it’s your insurance not mine
“you seem like a player” = I find you interesting
“you’re such a jerk” = I am attracted to you
“so why did you break up with your ex girlfriend” = what’s wrong with you
“it’s getting kinda late” = I’m not going to have sex with you
“so are we together” = I want you to stop f*cking other women
“do you like me” = I like you
“we have different values” = I found somebody else to fvck
“I am tired of drama and BS” = I am very attracted to a**holes
“I like your friends, but..” = I don’t like your friends
“I want a man to spoil me” = im already having sex with one guy, but now i need an AFC to spend money on me
“I’ve been really busy” = I don’t like you
“Who’s that girl you were talking to” = are you having sex with that girl
"I want to be friends first" = guys just pump and dump me so now im gonna take my insecurities out on you and make you wait
"Im not ready for a relationship right now" = im not ready for a relationship with you, ever
"I just don’t want a boyfriend right now" = I don’t want you as a boyfriend, ever
"That’s okay" = I want to think long and hard about how I’m going to make you suffer
"I’ll be ready in 5 minutes" = I’ll be ready in 2 hours
"You don’t know how to communicate" = you need to do what I tell you
"We can always still be friends" = there is no way in hell I’m going to let any part of your body ever touch any part of mine, ever again
"I like you but.." = I don’t like you
"There’s no one else I swear" = I’m banging two of your best friends
"I love sex" = I love sex with other people, but not with you
"I can’t believe I did that" = i do that all the time with other guys
"I’ve never done that before!" = I do that all the time with other guys but will only do it with you once in a while so you think you’re special
"We’re moving too fast" = I’m not ready to sleep with you again until I find out if the bad boy I got the hots for is out of prison yet
"Do I look fat" = everything is going perfect so we need to fight
"I cant believe i just sent you that picture!" = I do this all the time
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